CHILD MOLESTER

When I got back from my canoeing trip, there was this little yellow peice of paper taped to my door that read:

Alleged Sexual Molester

This individual has been

allowed by the Allen I.S.D.

to attend the 6th grade on

October 5 at Anderson

Elementary School.

I freaked the fuck out at first, then realized that nobody in my house is going to 6th grade.

My sister is in 5th grade, I'm in 8th, and my brother is in 9th. So FUCK YOU Allen I.S.D. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU TAPE A PEICE OF INSIGNIFICANT PEICE OF PAPER TO SOMEONES DOOR SAYING THAT THEY ARE A CHILD MOLESTER WHEN THEY AREN'T, k?