Saturday, October 31, 2009

"l337 p30pl3", YOU'RE NOT FUCKING COOL

every day I'm on youtube. Everyday, I look at videos on youtube. Everyday, I look at comments on the video I watch Youtube. Everyday, as look at these comments, I realize ,"WHY THE FUCK AM I READING THE STUPID-ASS COMMENTS?"

For example, I am trying to figure out how to get a license for this spyware software, and I read the comments, hoping to find help, when I see ,"why even downlode this piece uf shigttt he hasss the code in da deskripshun so why downloade tha virus he uplooded, nooooobbsssssss" And then I thought ," WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR GRAMMAR, DUDE? DID YOU EVEN CARE TO TAKE KINDERGARTEN WHEN YOU WERE 5? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DUDE, GO TO HIGH SCHOOL, LEARN SOME SHIT BEFORE YOUEVEN TRY TO TALK"

my rant is over now.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Mom's a Bitch

I asked my mom to pick me up something for dinner, because I wanted to stay home. She comes back, with just tacos, tacos with just vegetables (lettuce, tomatoes) and maybe 3-4 grams of meat and cheese. Then I went up to her and said ,"mom, I don't really like tacos that have vegetables in them." then she got all mad at me for "not appreciating her effort to help me". I then said "thanks for getting me the tacos, it's just that I don't really like them" but she still got mad.... So I'm now mad at her, because she can't listen to me without getting mad at something.

Which is why I talk to my dad about the problems I have.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

SO bOorEd

I'm bored
butiamlisteningtomcchrisatmcchris.com
bsuretolistentohismusicandskitscuztheyrdabomb







liek tic tik

Sunday, October 4, 2009

CHILD MOLESTER

When I got back from my canoeing trip, there was this little yellow peice of paper taped to my door that read:
Alleged Sexual Molester
This individual has been
allowed by the Allen I.S.D.
to attend the 6th grade on
October 5 at Anderson
Elementary School.
I freaked the fuck out at first, then realized that nobody in my house is going to 6th grade.
My sister is in 5th grade, I'm in 8th, and my brother is in 9th. So FUCK YOU Allen I.S.D. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU TAPE A PEICE OF INSIGNIFICANT PEICE OF PAPER TO SOMEONES DOOR SAYING THAT THEY ARE A CHILD MOLESTER WHEN THEY AREN'T, k?